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 Daniel Ng 12th July 1989 Yichelle's Daddy (: Wifey .
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
3:17 AM
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________
SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________
HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________
LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Wednesday, March 25, 2009
6:06 PM
msn-ing, watching 爱就宅一起 and eating a sinful supper = WOOHOO.  seafood fried rice + chicken wings + nuggets + frieslol =DDDD the dude who bought Catherine over from me keep tio fines >_< not parking fine jiu shi ERP fine. wa always help him take letter also read until tired zzz. but also lah. why MUST implement so many ERPs ??!! pay also pay until pok. haven reach ur destination u already spend few bucks alr -.-  lol. imagine next time planes also need pay ERP? ^__^ and this baby here. HAHAHA super cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee. being a baby your parents will like to dress u up in SO many different ways you can never think of. and worse, cos u're so young u don even know wad they are up to.. can only go along lolool. been watching 爱就宅一起 the past few days. its really damn nice! fucking funny hahahhaa. and and and, 大东 is really fk-ing shuaii. wa girls can go watch this show and drool over his figure and gooooooood looks.  imagine some dude go out LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHA. and also don forget LINDA.  she's dead drop GORGEOUS. and her figure, woooooooooooooooooo. Monday, March 23, 2009
10:00 PM
Happy 2nd Month Baby (: la la la la ^__^ 8:43 PM
 okay erm. long time bo zi-lian so... hahahaha =p last Sunday went out with Mummy to GuanYin Temple to pray.. cos its her birthday.. after that walked ard bugis.. then we went ard hunting travelling agencies. haha. i'm going to Taiwan next month! =DD Vivian dotter went on that exact day that me and Mummy went out. lol. she sounded so happy hahaha. sure had alot of fun.  after booking the tickets and stuff.. Mummy and i decided to go over the the IT Show @ suntec since its the last day of the show, shld have alot of promotions blah blah =p in the end bought a Fuji-Flim digicam and a photo printer xDDD  then that night met up with Fai, Sarah and Zilin.. had dinner @ XingWang NorthPoint then headed over to OCC to play pool. lol Zilin's cousin and her sisters joined us too. wa babes LOL x.x  NO SMOKING? Zilin says "fuck care lah ! police also smoke infront of this sign!" lol pwned =D  while waiting for Zilin's cousin and her frens to arrive.. we 4 were fucking bored.. Zilin decided to sleep..  and Sarah played "Word-Hunt" with Fai LOL. forget to take photos during our pool session. so, paisehhhhh.  and Mummy decided to shift the small sofa from the living room into my room -_- making my room so cramped and squeezy. but lol nvm, at least i can now relax on the sofa while watching vids online ^__^   lol Baby and i slacked for a few days @ home playing com games and watching serials.  and Thursday met Josh and his gf @ EHub.. played MaxTune the whole afternoon. haha. Baby's skills are improving. yay!   after that went to catch "Legend of Chun-Li" with them...quite a nice show i think.. Chun-Li is hotttttttttttttttt =p  then went bowling with them.. Baby and me decided to try out the mini-bowling.. which they claim to be the first in Asia LOL.   sibei fun. then Josh came to join in.. and we cheated HAHAHA.   where got ppl go until inside and throw one? me loh =p   long time nv take photo with my buddy. lol. we 2 still as gay as ever when standing together HAHAHA.  and then played the real bowling. lost to Josh by alot zzz.   Saturday , YongFai's birthday!!! planned with Sarah and Kelly (Fai's sis) for about a week alr.. wanna give him a surprise lolol.  while Fai was still playing com in his room, Baby and me went to collect the cake from cwp which Sarah ordered. then we went to his house and hide in his sister's room...... he still slowly take his time and play DOTA, then go bathe.... lolol me and baby in Kelly's room wanna die of boredom alr.. FINALLY HE LEAVE HOUSE TO GO FETCH SARAH -_-  so we started to prepare... i put the present i prepared for him in his room... lol.. then waited for Sarah to give me the signal to prepare the cake..  lol. hope he likes his present. printed Sora Aoi's photo on the card. his favourite, LOL  okay time to prepare cake!  done... waiting for them to come home now..  and Baby snapped this dumb photo of me standing at the corner of Fai's kitchen lolol. AND THEN WE HEARD KEYS UNLOCKING THE DOOR.  Fai came in first... to put his helmet on the table and.... "SURPRISE!!!!!!"  he gave a "WHAT THE FUCK'S HAPPENING?" face. lol super shocked. jitao tio pwned ^__^ but aww, he didnt cry hahahahaha.  okay Happy 20th Birthday Yong Fai.   happy until smile can only see teeth cant see eyes LOL  oh, and finally a decent photo of him with Sarah (after alot of psyco-ing -_-)  eat cake alr, time to go out have fun and celebrate...  BUT RAINING HEAVILY ON THE WAY. !@&*%#*@!&^$(*@^$(^  waited and waited. fucking bored. finally cant wait anymore.. we just chiong lol.  caught Mall Cop @ cine... actually i watched it on my com alr.. but its a nice show, so didnt mind watching again =p   long john for lunch ^^  then at night we went to UncleSu's place for dinner. lol it was like a fucking big feast. 7 Crabs in 3 flavours ; Chilli, Salted Egg & Black Pepper. niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^__^ after that went to West Coast to have pool + L4D with the rest of our clique.. GL, WT, CM and YJ =D   and i saw the first rainbow in my life! LOL. 19 going 20 then first time see. wa lan =( BUT still, very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  okay time to rot at home again.... downloaded "ToGetHer" and watched. hahaha fucking funny. especially this scene when 大东 wore this specs. LOOOOOL caught DragonBall : Evolution with Baby today.damn nice. woo. shld watch it man... for all those who told me not to waste money to watch this movie, I BEG TO DIFFER!!!  the babes in this movie is like zomg-fucking-hotttttt. think later i go download and watch again =p |
